Staff Picks!
This Month’s Picks: Dad Jokes
Erza I
Box Office, RDU"When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it becomes aparent.”
Diana C
Senior Marketing Manager, PHL”What type of shoes do reptiles wear? Snake-ers!”
Tommy K
Server, BUF"God said to John “Come forth and receive eternal life” but John came fifth and won a toaster.”
Gabby C
Marketing Associate & Exec Asst, PHL”A firefighter walked into a room holding a screwdriver and yelled, “EVERYONE GET OUT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!”
Caroline S
Daytime Admin, PDX"What is Forest Gump's password? 1Forrest1.”
Matt P
Graphic Designer & Marketing Associate, PHL”Why did I only eat 239 beans? Because 1 more would be too farty.”
Chey M
Office Manager & Admin, STL"Why did the pony ask for water? Cause it was a little horse.”
Dan T
Marketing Manager, PHL”Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday? Sunday, because Monday is a weekday.”
Cammi G
Box Office, AUS"Why was the pepper wearing a jacket? Because he was a little chili.”
Naja R
Server, RDU”How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.”
Vinny K
Bartender, PHL"How does The Rock pee? He Dwaynes his Johnson.”
Shayna D
Video Production Asst, PHL”I was wondering why my frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger... then it hit me.”
Jordan F
Digital Marketing Manager, PHL"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.”
Nicklaus B
General Manager, IND”Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of "in" is.”
Ben M
Marketing Associate, PHL"Doctor: You have Tom Jones Syndrome Me: Is that common? Doctor: It's not unusual.”
Mike M
General Manager, PHL”Knock Knock. Who's there? I eat mop... I eat mop who?!”
Sydney J
Marketing & Box Office Asst, PHL"Where do baby cats learn to swim? The kitty pool.”
Chandy K
General Manager, AUS”How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!”
Peyton D
Daytime Admin, RDU"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, “Knock knock,” we’d say, “Who’s there?” Then she’d say, “I can’t remember,”… and start to cry.”
Jay S
Video Editor, PHL”Kid: "Dad I'm hungry" Dad: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."
Gabe B
Daytime Admin, AUS"Why don't cats like to play poker? Too many cheetahs.”
Colleen M
Bartender & Outreach Coordinator, PHL”Kid: "Dad I'm hungry" Dad: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."
Ben W
Lead Security, AUS”What does a rain cloud wear under its clothes? THUNDERWEAR!”
Diego H
Senior Graphic Designer, PHL"What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.”
Abdou D
General Manager, RDU”I hate my job - All I do is crush cans all day. It's Soda Pressing.”