CHEESE STICKS Golden fried & served with marinara
sauce
$6.95
DUDLEY & BOB NACHOS Layered chips topped w/refried beans,
cheese, sour cream, pico de gallo & jalapenos Add grilled
chicken or spinach - $2.00
$7.95
LONGHORN
WINGS Our own version of buffalo wings--saucy!
$7.95
QUESADILLA Flour tortillas, stuffed w/choice of spinach
or chicken and cheese, served w/lettuce, pico de gallo, sour
cream & salsa
$7.95
CAP CITY'S
FAMOUS SPIN DIP A delicious chilled spinach and water
chestnut dip - served with chips.
$5.95
FRIED PICKLES Served with ranch dressing
$5.95
CHIPOTLE
POPPERS Delicious fried jalepenos with cheese
& chicken!
$5.95
FATSO
SAMPLER
A sampler of fried pickles, poppers, sticks &
spinach dip!
$11.95
CHIPS & SALSA
$3.50
FRIED
SNICKERS DESSERT - $3.50
BURGERS
‘N’ STUFF
TEJAS BURGER
1/4 lb. burger, topped w/cheese, mayonnaise, mustard, lettuce,
tomato, onions and pickles. Served w/fries. $1 extras: extra
patty, bacon, and/or chili. Veggie burger available
$7.95
CHICKEN
SANDWICH
Grilled marinated chicken breast or chicken tenders topped with
mayonnaise, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions and pickles.
Served with fries.
$7.95
FRICKIN'
CHICKEN
3 Hand-battered & golden-fried jumbo chicken strips. Served
with fries. Choose BBQ or ranch
$7.95
EL
CHEAPO FRITO PIE
Fritos, chuckle chili, pico & cheese
$6.95
FATSO FRIES
Fries smothered with melted cheese. $1 extras: chili and/or
bacon. Go ahead, you know you want to!
$5.95
FANTASTIC
GRILLED FISH TACOS
Two tacos made with seasoned tilapia, red cabbage, pico &
chipotle sauce $8.95
******15% gratuity may be added
to all checks******
:
: : DRINKS : : : Ask your server for one of these selections
from our full-service bar:
COMEDY
CLASSICS
RIMSHOT
Our House Specialty! Our own secret concoction includes Cocoa
Rum and Vodka, served in a shot glass
$5.75
TROPICAL NIGHTMARE
Vodka, Triple Sec & pineapple juice
$6.25
PINK LEMONADE
Vodka, Triple Sec & pink lemonade
$6.25
MYSTIC MAGIC
Rum, Blue Curacao, S&S and pineapple juice
$6.25
COCO BREEZE
Cocoa Rum, pineapple juice & cranberry juice
$6.50
FROZEN
SPECIALTIES
DOT’S DELIGHT
Butterscotch schnapps and chocolate liqueur
$6.75
OLLIE’S FOLLY
Orange and hazelnut vanilla shake with Frangelico and Tia Maria
$6.75
MARGARITA ESPECIALE
Our top-shelf margarita made with Cuervo Gold and Grand Marnier
$6.75
PINA COLADA OR
STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI
$6.75
CAP
CITY COMEDY COLD BEER LINE-UP
“FEATURED
PERFORMERS”
BUDWEISER
BUD LIGHT | MILLER LITE | COORS LIGHT
“NATIONAL
HEADLINERS”
STELLA | BASS ALE | HEINEKEN | SHINER
| DOS XX | SMIRNOFF ICE
THE
GRAPES OF LAUGH(TER)
CAP CITY COMEDY CLUB OFERS HOUSE WHITE
& RED WINES AND A NICE SELECTION OF PREMIUM BOTTLED WINES
FOR SALE BY THE GLASS OR BOTTLE. . .
PRICES RANGE BETWEEN
$6.25-$6:75 PER GLASS
$23 - $28 PER BOTTLE
