Tom Simmons was born in New York and raised in Atlanta, Georgia. He is married to the love of his life, Serena, for more than a decade. Together, they have a son named Owen. "We figured, that's what we would be doing for the rest of our lives." Before Owen's birth in 2004, Tom and Serena toured the continent in their RV, devoted to perfecting Tom's stage act and putting their relationship to the test.
The Simmons now live in Greensboro, North Carolina, the "epicenter of comedy", as Tom describes it with a huge grin. "We bought a house from the seventies, and there's lots of work to do. All I need now is a husband."